'I don't put on any airs,' Donald J Trump once told a journalist, from behind his '100% mahogany' desk. Half the size of a squash court, and brightened up with a stuffed bald eagle, his desk sits amid shelves full of golf trophies and dozens of 'important awards' with framed magazine covers all over the walls (no prizes for guessing who's on them).
Ever since he burst onto the scene, after all, in a blaze of blondes, boasts and stunningly bad hair, the real estate mogul has also given us the Trump World Tower and the Trump Castle. Plus Trump Palace, and a few Trump Hotels. Then there's the Trump Regency and the various Trump Taj Mahals, together with Trump Park Avenue and several Trump Plazas. Americans can also dress like Donald, courtesy of the Donald J Trump Signature Collection, or smell like him, thanks to Donald Trump: The Fragrance. And for just a few more dollars, they can think like him too. On the shelves at the Trump Store, there sit no less than 17 'personally written' books by Donald Trump on the subject of Trump. And then there is Donald's latest volume,'Crippled America,' boasting a 16-page 'About the Author' section, which is all about what he plans to do once he lives in the White House... Contains quotes from Donald Trump